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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Oh… my God. I’ve been genuinely terrified of sloths almost my entire life, but this is… so. fucking. cute. And not terrifying. And… and I think I want a baby sloth RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
At least before metal came stomping in. \m/
OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY. Do not get near the pit if you can’t handle it, because, as a girl who can, I will fuck you up on principle.
(Source: metalproblems)
I SPEND ALL DAY ON THE INTERNET SUBTLY COMPLAINING ABOUT NOT HAVING ANYTHING TO DO, BUT THEN WHEN I DO GO OUT I SPEND THE ENTIRE TIME CHECKING THE INTERNET ON MY PHONE.
WHY AM I “LIVETWEETING” MY FRIENDS’ WEDDING RECEPTION? WHY AM I ON TUMBLR INSTEAD OF A BRIDESMAID?
I’M JUST GOING TO GOOGLE ‘FEELINGS OF DETACHMENT’ REAL QUICK.
(Source: planetsintruder)
(Source: writeyourheart-out)
HE SAW YOUR KEYCHAIN EARLIER. HE’S BEEN LIKE THIS EVER SINCE. YOU SHOULD FEEL HIS HEART RIGHT NOW. IT’S LIKE A JACKHAMMER.
NICE WORK, RICK. I HOPE YOU USE ALL THAT LUCK TO WIN THE LOTTO SO YOU CAN BUY SOME FUCKING COMMON SENSE.
JUST GO BACK IN THE HOUSE. I’LL TRY TO EXPLAIN IT TO HIM ONCE HE CALMS DOWN.
